Things Change

Don Bohan, a calistoga landscaper from Santa Rosa, was recently photographed out at the jail for breaking the rules. This is called a photo shoot and it only happens when somebody catches you doing something wrong so kids if you want some free pictures go ahead and break the rules.

They charge an arm and a leg at school and that sucks. Some times of the year I have to decide between school photos and more beer. Probably why we don't have too many snaps of the younguns.

Don's recent 'broke the rules' photo revealed nasty messes on his face and head but now that picture has went away. Its kinda like that guy with that portrait that gets older while he stays the same ... what's his name? I sure wish I had one of those.

Then again I wasn't exactly hot photo material even in my prime. So maybe it's all for the better. I must say these hairplugs are fantastic. A supermodel could pull me out of the pool by

my hair with em. If I had a decent supermodel willing to touch my hair  or a respectable pool that is. My pool is kinda green and yucky with all those damn birds always doing their business in it.

I guess I should get a CCW so I can sneak up on em and show em what for.

But back to the photo stuff - I kinda wish Don wouldn't grow pubic hair on his chin since it grosses me out.

My guess is that Francis changed out the pics so he could put Don in a better light for his court appearance to help him get free like that Profitt guy. The question is what happened to his booking photo from when Don says he was beat up by Francis?

Will Francis speak to the judge to help Don get out of trouble?

Surely that other, later photo will exonerate Francis from bad behavior if it surfaces. And I was gonna use it for the youth group meeting to show the kids what might happen if you break the rules.

Francis needs to file an IA to figure out why the pitcher went away. Somebody working for him musta did that for sure and they deserve to get their coffee taken away.

Here are Don's pitchers from May 20 and June 10. You decide - are they the same picture?

If you want to see for yourself go to Francis' Internets place at www.lakesheriff.com and conjure up 06/10/2011 and 05/20/2011.

Why is a government Internets page named 'dot.com' anyway? I thought those were for companies and that government was dot.gov.

Back to the point.

In the first pitcher we have Don when he broke the rules on May 20.

The next pitcher is from June 9 after he broke the rules when he says Francis busted him up. Clearly somebody is lying since Don looks just the same in both pictures - you might even say he looks exactly the same.