Crown Vic

The YO mobile is a great car, it smokes a little but so do I and sometimes it smells like gas, but so do I. It's treated me well and I don't mind the dents and scrapes because they remind me of how lucky I am but I'm thinking I want something a little flashier to go with my shiny new GOB job.

Something with a big trunk would do just fine.

I'm thinking I want Francis' old Crown Vic so I can drive around pretending to be something I'm not and that car fits the bill. Heck he drove that sucker around during the whole election with it's cop suspension, cop brakes and that super cool spotlight by the window. I bet its got a bombin' radio to boot.

Francis, can I have your car? I want to be a pretend cop like you.

Maybe I'll even run for Sheriff and plaster it with stickers and stuff. Yo Francis, I want to be a pretend cop like you and I can't think what else to do. I suppose I could start dressing in tan shirts and green pants but that's a mere half the costume and without that car I might as well be a loser forest ranger.

I'd treat it real good and try not to do bad stuff in it, I'd clean it out and wipe it down, fill it with gas and tool around town. Yo Francis, I want to be a pretend cop like you and I can't think what else to do.

If anyone wants the YO mobile just let me know, I'll take out anything that might raise questions, wipe it down for prints and leave it someplace. It's got a busted window tho' because I locked the keys in it during anger management class.