Once in a while somebody will try to convince me of some fake stuff and I always tell myself when that happens that it reveals interesting stuff about them. Kinda like when the big kids fed me a yummy slice of sun dried mud and told me it was a pie. It didn't taste like pie and it was kinda gritty but I ate it all and licked my fingers just to show her what I was made of.
Sheriff Francis' friends like to make mud pies too. They told us all about how wonderful he'd be and what a great guy he was, they even put some stuff on their nifty propaganda blog for us all to look at so we'd know how fantastically lucky we are to have him.
Most of the stuff Francis puts on his blog is clearly just there for fun because everybody knows what a kidder he is. Like the stuff about having wide support for example. Other stuff is fun too. Like how Francis is the first Hispanic Sheriff in California. I thought that was pretty exciting til some meany face pointed out that, no, he isn't the state's first Hispanic Sheriff since some guy in LA was elected way back in '98 and he's Hispanic too.
Now maybe that makes whoever wrote that he was the first Hispanic Sheriff a liar or maybe it just makes em too dumb for words. Whatver the case, instead of going 'oh' we made a mistake they went and deleted that post that pointed out they'd made a mistake.
Personally I'm ok with Francis calling himself the first Hispanic Sheriff on the Internet even if it isn't true since he's got a pretty low truthiness score across the board anyway and when you compare the false stuff that doesn't really rank all that high. Frankly, that's a word that used to mean honest, I'd be disappointed if that endless droning that comes out of his mouth and is posted on his blog turned out to be factual.
But that's just me.
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