"Lying in my plastic bed thinking how things weren't so cool to me; my baby likes to shoot pool. I like lyin' naked in my bedroom, tying on the dinosaur used to be so cool," Sheriff Francis crooned as he opened his talk to the Middletown luncheon club.
Nobody really knows what he meant by that but everyone clapped because, well, the guy was strapping a loaded .40 cal while talking to a bunch of senior citizens and you know how it is when the crazy folk start talking.
You just try to avoid eye contact. Anyone that has ever seen the damage a .40 can do to a door jamb just plain knows better.
The Sheriff continued his talk by explaining his legal position that did not include extending civil rights to those citizens he considered undeserving of constitutional protection that he'd rather exclude from the LC.
Explaining his justification for attempting to block the motorcyclists he feared might enter the county Francis shouted at the assembled elderly folk.
"I will just not allow that to happen," he raved, "I cannot just allow 200 plus bikers to get into this county. They don't have civil rights, those civil rights don't exist - that's a myth. There is no controversy this is your government hard at work," he ranted.
"Would I do it again? The answer is yes!"
Sure glad my dear old mum lives behind those gates that keep her in and him out cuz she's a mean mama jama motorlovin' biker chick and if she'd heard all this she would probably have been rude and put her plastic cup of tea down hard on the fold-up table.
That would be ugly.
But don't take my word for it, here's the clip: http://youtu.be/1SqF8JUwjXU
Hope springs eternal and we could use another laugh. Thanks bro.
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