What in the hell is going on around here?

What in the hell is going on around here?
Background for the un-initiated:
November 2010 saw Francisco Rivero elected on platform of transparency and reform with the help of an indicted pot grower and a character assassination blog. Not quite our proudest day but not as bad as some other days. Actually the jury is still out on this one so stay tuned.
Francisco didn't like anything or anyone remotely associated with the former Sheriff so he set out wiping the slate clean by changing the deputies uniforms, destroying the Office of Emergency Services, firing volunteer reserves, demoting some officers and promoting others, taking away correctional officers guns and coffee then giving them a cartoon badge, unplugging the kitchen at the Lowerlake substation,alienating every other law enforcement agency in this county and those of neighboring Mendocino, picking fights with local government officials and squabbling with the state and the county over courthouse security which it turned out wasn't his call.

And then things got weird.

Friday, January 27, 2012

I'm Legion!

Start the music and sing along!


 

Motherfucker, I'm legion, no, you're not, dude, don't lie
I'm legion, see me drivin' around in a borrowed ride
I'm legion, three quarters of my life gone by
And I met all my friends in my mind

Motherfucker, I'm legion, I will run away from a brawl
I'm legion, there's no voicemail, nobody calls
I'm legion, I can't afford to buy eight-balls
And I talk to myself on my blogging wall

You know my pants are yellow, even though
That went out of style like ten years ago
I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps, getting fatter in the middle

Intellectually I'm far from the best
Physically I've got a tiny chest and yet
So preposterous, feel the legionness
The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage-fest

Motherfucker, I'm legion, I will run away from a brawl
I'm legion, there's no voicemail, nobody calls
I'm legion, I can't afford to buy eight-balls
And I talk to myself on my blogging wall, I'm legion

Check it out, I'm from lake and I don't joke
And I can't think, smoke weed but I can't roll blunts
Find me whipped by my wifey, my neck not icy
Eatin' at McDonalds because Subway's pricey

And my unibrow's plucked
Just asked Tom if I could borrow ten bucks
He's like, "For what? Blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins"

I'm like, mom, please don't blame it on me
I got my bad habits from you and that cop Uncle Frankie
My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet
And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji

Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
Can't tweet up on my twitter 'cause I haven't done shit
Bank account red, body un-groomed
The only good thing about me is I'm unkown

I'm legion, no, you're not, dude, don't lie
I'm legion, see me drivin' around in a borrowed ride
I'm legion, three quarters of my life gone by
And I met all my friends in my mind
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