What in the hell is going on around here?

What in the hell is going on around here?
Background for the un-initiated:
November 2010 saw Francisco Rivero elected on platform of transparency and reform with the help of an indicted pot grower and a character assassination blog. Not quite our proudest day but not as bad as some other days. Actually the jury is still out on this one so stay tuned.
Francisco didn't like anything or anyone remotely associated with the former Sheriff so he set out wiping the slate clean by changing the deputies uniforms, destroying the Office of Emergency Services, firing volunteer reserves, demoting some officers and promoting others, taking away correctional officers guns and coffee then giving them a cartoon badge, unplugging the kitchen at the Lowerlake substation,alienating every other law enforcement agency in this county and those of neighboring Mendocino, picking fights with local government officials and squabbling with the state and the county over courthouse security which it turned out wasn't his call.

And then things got weird.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

County Infestation Test

This test will help you to learn if your county is infested with an invasive species and if you are one.

1) Are you a mussel hiding in some ballast?
2) Did you recently arrive?
3) Do you hold the belief that you are wiser than everyone else?
4) Are you lobbying for tax dollars to pursue your hobby?
5) Do other local residents mock you without reservation?
6) Do you have a propaganda blog?
7) Do you have a radio show with screened calls?
8) Can you tell shit from shinola?
9) Is a significant amount of your time spent defending yourself?
10) Are you beholden to another invasive species?

If you answer True to three or more of these questions you may be a dangerous invasive species and will have to submit to another questionairre.
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