Are those nunchucka in your pocket or...

I be told Education is good thing. It can make you smell better and knowing how to write is smart. If you read those pee-chee folder deals it can even make you rich if you can afford the loans or know how to avoid paying em. Education can also be a dark, scary thing with unseen terrors so you need to protect yourself from stuff that might happen in a classroom. Like if a team of suicide bombers charged in or maybe the teacher screws with your world view in a poli-sci course.

Don't let people screw with your world view.

Its times like those that you want to be prepared for and Francis gave us all a good lesson on how to equip yourself for a class so you aren't in danger. His favorite plan is to make sure that when the trouble starts he can put an end to it right quick so he goes to class well armed.

Unfortunately he didn't tell anyone he was packing heat and somebody spotted his little secret. Kinda like when he was in court playing gangsta a couple of weeks ago.

Anyway, teacher got wind of it and asked Francis if he was packing but he didn't want to say at first so he got a rap on the knuckles from a ruler before he finally fessed up to carrying his gat in class. Teach told him he needed to get a hall pass for his gat but Francis wasn't paying close enough attention and just sat there like a lump so Teach told him NOW in a raised voice.

All the other kids had a good laugh because girls are better at hiding their weapons in class.

So teach assigned him the walk of shame to the principal's office to see if it was okay to prepare for a gun battle with live ammo in class. Seems Francis didn't appreciate being humiliated by having to follow some stupid rules and when he finally made it back to class he packed up his square pants lunch box and paper mache project and slinked out.

I wonder if he learned anything that day in class.