A Study in Scarlet

Sherlock finds a clue

The spelunkers crack research unit took a break from researching the snack shelf to use the interweb thing and look up a name they found on the long story place. The name they searched was Ronnie Campos junior since spelunkers always laugh when middle aged guys are named junior.

And spelunkers like to laugh.

Amazingly the interweb search thing found the same place the spelunkers found the name in the first place and junior got two outta three top billings on the goggle.

I bet he's pleased to be famous like that.

Seems Ronnie got involved in some intrigue and started in motion a chain of events even he could not predict.

The story begins in locker room ripe with the smell of sweaty wrestlers and gym socks. While some wrestley guys were out pushing each other around on a mat somebody snuck into the locker room, stole a secret paper and took it back to his lair. Once the theft was discovered Sherlock Holmes was dispatched from 221B, Baker Street to solve the mystery.

Several moments after arriving, Sherlock led the search party to the home of Junior where they found the missing paper and another clue. Above Junior's bed they found the words Schließmuskel Licker which Holmes remarked is German for sphincter licker.

Holmes looked around at the puzzled search party, chuckled and said, junior has fallen in with the Verzögerungen. He didn't say what that meant but the way he was laughing the spelunkers knew it could only mean one thing. Junior helps out with Francis' propaganda blog when he's not occupied with contriving other clever schemes to destroy his own reputation and give his job prospects a good kick in the sac.

When we looked again at the what the search thing on the goggle had found when we searched for junior's name and were awestruck to see that Sherlock was right about junior without even using the goggle and went back to the cave to see what Muabladar was cooking for dinner.