What in the hell is going on around here?

What in the hell is going on around here?
Background for the un-initiated:

November 2010 saw Francisco Rivero elected on platform of transparency and reform with the help of an indicted pot grower and a character assassination blog. Not quite our proudest day but not as bad as some other days. Actually the jury is still out on this one so stay tuned.
Francisco didn't like anything or anyone remotely associated with the former Sheriff so he set out wiping the slate clean by changing the deputies uniforms, destroying the Office of Emergency Services, firing volunteer reserves, demoting some officers and promoting others, taking away correctional officers guns and coffee then giving them a cartoon badge, unplugging the kitchen at the Lowerlake substation,alienating every other law enforcement agency in this county and those of neighboring Mendocino, picking fights with local government officials and squabbling with the state and the county over courthouse security which it turned out wasn't his call.

And then things got weird.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Rockem Sockem blogs

Truth has a nice ring to it and its true so I guess that's a point in it's favor.

 Somebody tossed a rock into the cave the other day and while we were sweeping up we noticed the note tied to it with a blog place scrawled on it and we're so dang curious we had to go check it out.

lcsotruth.blogspot.com seems like a place where some folks that francis has dumped on are taking the opportunity to dump back only they have bigger shovels.

May the best blog win.
Only its different from francis' propaganda blog cuz it isn't a solitary raving nutcase blow hard pretending not to be working for francis. And the truth blog doesn't wander around with different topics like francis' propaganda blog either. francis' propaganda blog has a dumb name too. When they started it right before an election they named it after the old Sheriff but he's not the Sheriff anymore and they got stuck with that name and don't know how to change it. But once the old sheriff wasn't sheriff anymore they didn't know what to do so its still named after the old Sheriff.

I guess the old Sheriff thinks that pretty funny since its like they'll always know him as the Sheriff. Probably francis doesn't think its all that funny.

The truth blog has some pictures and those are great but the coolest thing is they don't spend much time deletin' like francis' stockboy does. francis stockboy likes to keep a certain type of product on francis' propaganda blog shelves but sane people keep putting other stuff on the shelves that he has to take down. Stockboy spends a lot of time taking stuff down.

There might be as many as two nutcases working on francis' propaganda blog but it seems like only one of em has any real control so the other one is called the eunuch. Or maybe eunuch is a name. I dunno.

I've heard of Eunice before but that's a girls name and maybe Eunuch is a name for a boy that isn't fully committed to a particular gender or something.

So these two blogs are going at it over francis. On the truth blog they have a bunch of what francis said compared to what he did and a bunch of what he did on top of what he said he would do but didn't and other stuff he said he wouldn't do but did. On the not truth blog they don't have any pictures or any stuff that francis said and it kinda looks like somebody twisted up a fat doobie spliff and sat down to do some creative writing.

I never realized how viciously stupid a dooby spliff could make you til I looked at francis' propaganda blog.

Scrubbing bubble Esquire
One of the finer points of bloggery is the comments stuff and both blogs have comments that you don't have to put your name on. On francis' propaganda blog they boast about being anonymous like those folks that drink too much and on the truth blog they just don't want francis to figure out who they are because of what he said he wouldn't do but did anyway and they have bills to pay that francis might put a stop payment thing on.

francis' propaganda blog's stockboy doesn't like that the other blog is anonymous too. Neither does the scrubbing bubble, Esq.

So they go over and taunt the truth blog.

Over here at the cave we don't worry about stuff like that and figure if neither survives the francis deathmatch the cave will still be here.

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