El Roman Gnome

The spelunkers crew likes it in the cave, it's cool and dark and aside from the damp slime soaking the crunchy snacks it's a nice place to hang out in privacy and get stuff done. Not that you can get much done in a cave besides casting strange shadows on wall etchings but that's what the spelunkers do so it has a kinda yin-yang kinda deal goin on.
Does anybody know how to dry out a ho-ho without turning it into a puddle you have to scoop up with a spoon and a straw?

Other folks like to work in private too, folks like the roman gnome, we'll call him 'Ed' to protect the innocent, who hasn't really been on the radar lately but who's presence is still felt. The roman gnome got Victoria Brandon to run against Jim Comstock for example without ever poking his head out into the light.

Now why might that be?

Is it possible the roman gnome has some super secret squirrel deal goin on he wants to keep quiet? Or is Ed just hiding out from all the ex-missus roman gnomes?

Seems Ed sorta dropped off the radar after spending time with the scrubbin' bubble and presiding over the demise of the pothead permission slip the first time around. Word has it he's got some acreage and might have some plans out there if things go his way.

Is Ed helping francis with the search for the rainbow pukin' unicorn? We think he might be, or maybe he's just out wandering around amidst the local flora.

Here's some very rarely seen shrubbervision footage of the unicorn, watch closely for the unicorn, if you pause at just the right spot you can make it out.

Yeehaa!