Scrubbing Bubble Pops Gasket

A Philadelphia reject found his way on to Idiot-Point-One today in a curious effort to spew his opinion in which he was only successful in violating that cardinal sin of opening one's mouth to reveal what a fool he is.

Scrubbing Bubble Esquire

Ron Green Esquire, known to many as the walking Scrubbing Bubble, decided it was a good idea to consume some airwaves with his misguided impressions of what the First Amendment is all about. Fortunately some less stoned folks were around to school him and let him know what most folks think of the guy.

His plan was to rail against a website that had blocked him and couch his bruised ego in grandiose claims of First Amendment wrongdoing. The host of the show, Steve Elias, explained to the Scrubbing Bubble that no, the First Amendment isn't his personal sockpuppet and that what it really means is that Freedom of the Press belongs to them that owns the presses.
Steve further went on to point out that he wished he'd know that the Scrubbing Bubble was going to name businesses he'd like to target for boycott on the airwaves of Idiot-Point-One where they need those dang underwriters.

For those that missed the show, here it is in its full crazy.


Finally Steve withdrew his pitchfork from the Scrubbing Bubble's dogma and they started the onslaught of calls to decry the censorship and show support for the mortally wounded Scrubbing Bubble.
The first call was some guy who wanted to talk about that snake island where they sing those really long song. Then somebody else called in to complain that he can't get Sesame Street on TV around here and the Free Speech minded Scrubbing Bubble cut him off short and took another call.
Finally somebody called to talk about the Scrubbing Bubble's bruised ego. But they just ranted away like some kind of paranoid pothead conspiracy freak and didn't make a lick of sense so the Scrubbing Bubble opened the lines for another supporter only this guy wasn't falling for it.
He first reminded the Scrubbing Bubble Esquire that the First Amendment isn't about the Scrubbing Bubble's fantasies but is about the government and how that website did the right thing.
Then it got kinda interesting and before they cut him off he landed a few choice morsels of food for thought right on the Scrubbing Bubble's chin and reminded everyone what a pompous jerk the Scrubbing Bubble is. Listen to that clip here.



Hey Ron, you can blog here anytime. The Spelunkers, that's with a CAPITAL "s," will defend your right to make a fool of yourself to the death! Maybe that's extreme...

Okay tell you what, we'll just play dead, kinda like you play lawyer when everyone really knows you're just a blathering fool.