Poobah, meet POBR, POBR, Poobah.

Darkness and rage have settled into the king's brain like a ravenous, bloodthirsty jackal with a paper-shredder.

Francis responds to lawsuit

Francis grew bored of the lack of attention he was recieving lately so he opened up the mail and POP! There was a special letter just for him.

But this is no ordinary letter from some affectionate friend that hasn't discovered email or figured out how old-school writing a letter is, this one came from a member of that gun-totin' posse some folks call 'deputies.' You can tell the posse from the jailers since the posse has guns and the jailers only have a key on their sleeves.

Seems this Deputy Corey fella isn't much for that old-school letter writing deal either since he had someone else write if for him. What the heck does esq mean anyway? I'm gonna start signing hsg after my name and that one is clear enough 'high school graduate' but esq, wtf?

So esq dude helped Deputy Corey write this letter deal and mail it to Francis with a stamp. I just can't stop wondering who licked the stamp. Then things went all to shit because it wasn't a love letter or even nice at all. It explained to Francis that he's f'ed up again and something fierce enough to have to go stand up in front of one of those judge people unless Francis can get either his bff Tom Carter or maybe County Counsel to pony up for him and lay some dough across that deputy guy's palms.

I guess Tom won't be able to help out unless that deputy guy is willing to settle for a slightly used fake train.

According to nameless gossips posting stuff on one of Francis' fan blogs he's looking at something like $75,000 clams. Now that's what I call a king size payday!

Gratuitous product placement. 

Seems the apprentice learned from the master, way to go Corey! Poobah Francis hisself scored some serious change when Francis sued Frisco for being racist, some things never change, and whaddya know he got the dough even though most folks thought he'd painted a naughty symbol on his own locker just like somebody did down in Middlesville lately. I wonder if Francis knows who painted that one?

Sadly Francis took a bunch of that money, used it to buy himself a hovel down in Middlesville and we've been stuck with him ever since.

Too bad Francis didn't pay attention to Corey though since Corey did real good on that Seargent's test while Francis just couldn't seem to talk his way out of it. Then Corey went on and solved some icky crime and made himself famous so Francis had to show him not to try to upstage the Pooobah by kicking sand in his face.

I wonder where Deputy Corey will do when he gets his money? I guess I should hurry up and go make friends with him pronto so he knows who's got his back and stood by him during all the tough times but also really really needs a giant new flat panel TV for that big blank space up there on the wall of the singlewide. If I squint my eyes just right I can even see it there but its like the volume is turned way down because all I hear is some tweakers out back arguing about some kinda business etiquette.