Been troubled by what feels like a serious deficiency of clear thinking on my part and all I've been trying to do is figure out a way out of the economic downturn. I know that isn't my job but all those other guys are always on recess so how can anyone expect them to get anything done anyways?
Perusing the local news I noticed that there are a whole lot more cats around than we need. Cats are terrific pets and nice and cuddly but I guess there are just too many to go around.
What is the deal with the excess here? I'm all for lots of good stuff but these are tough economic times and we all need to be creative and try to cut costs.
So this whole cat thing really kinda gets to me, makes me kinda sad.
I'm looking at all those incredibly cute little kittens and wondering how all this stuff could fit together for a better world.
Then it hit me.
People are outta work, cats have no homes and it all just costs everyone more and more every day to support this stupid system entirely lacking in symbiosis. Some older folks are trying to decide whether they can afford more pet chow for their diet or get their medication.
The solution is clear, I got the idea from that movie with that guy where they did that stuff and made those crackers from people. Cats could be food!
Plenty of cats around and plenty of hungry folk too. Its like a match made in heaven or someplace.
Standing out here by my big holiday barbecue watching the meat get hot and slathered in BBQ sauce it occurs to me that this stuff could be any kinda meat and my neighbors seem to enjoy the aroma wafting over the fence anyway.
What a fantastic way to solve a problem, I think I'll invite the neighbors over and discuss it with them over dinner.
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