Talk Real Slow

Some people are so damn dumb you have to repeat yourself when you tell em stuff and they still get it wrong.

I remember one time I had to repeat myself so many times once it pissed off the bartender and the bouncer so much those guys tossed me out in the street just because they couldn't understand what the hell I was saying.

Or maybe they did.

Hell I dunno I can't remember much about that evening or morning or whatever the heck it was.

Usually you don't see people talking about having to repeat themselves when some total dumbass either can't or won't understand the most basic crap. But sometimes, just every once in a glorious while you get to see some total fool get dressed down by one of the people they can't seem to understand.

It can be an embarrassing moment to hear such a thing like when it's you and somebody explains that you just can't understand much at all. Even more embarrassing than when you wet your pants or find out your bad ass guard dogs were humping their brains out when the garden got snatched.

Damnit Lucifer!

Other times it can be more enjoyable and it can sound like those bell deals or harps or whatever that sweet golden sound of angels and stuff sounds like.

It can be like when all the fruits line up on the slot machine deal and you get steak for dinner. That kinda enjoyable, good like steak.

With A-1 sauce even. 

That was what it was like when that buffalo dude told off francis recently. Seems francis has real bad comprehension issues and only wants to hear what he wants to hear or just doesn't know what the hell is going on because he's stoned or something.

Check the video - even the Waffler says he understood what the buffalo dude said even though francis just doesn't get it. Some folks, like francis, may not want to watch this one since like I said sometimes it's funner when it's somebody else.

Thing is, francis has been going around whining about stupid shit he says everybody else is doing because he probably thinks nobody notices the stupid shit he's doing. Lately he's been griping that the buffalo dude has a schedule conflict or something and can't make rules that affect francis' friends the pot growers.

By strange coincidence those pot head types have a real difficult comprehension problem too so for whatever reason they all sound just like francis. I'm not sure why that is but its like they share a maggot infested brain or whatever.

Load up the Batmobile.

You don't want a maggot brain like those guys.

Anyway so francis kept nagging the buffalo dude so much that finally the buffalo dude had to explain to everybody what francis' brain problem is.

Basically, francis is a retard so you have to repeat yourself a bunch and talk real slow. Real, real, real slow. But even that doesn't work sometimes so you just give up trying to explain stuff to them and just sit back while they do some stupid shit like those pencil dicks that pretend they are batman and wear their underwear outside their pants or whatever.

I thought only girls kicked francis in the nutsack but it looks like its open season on francis for co-ed nutsack hackysack and the buffalo guy drew the long straw.

Some people have all the luck.