What in the hell is going on around here?

What in the hell is going on around here?
Background for the un-initiated:

November 2010 saw Francisco Rivero elected on platform of transparency and reform with the help of an indicted pot grower and a character assassination blog. Not quite our proudest day but not as bad as some other days. Actually the jury is still out on this one so stay tuned.
Francisco didn't like anything or anyone remotely associated with the former Sheriff so he set out wiping the slate clean by changing the deputies uniforms, destroying the Office of Emergency Services, firing volunteer reserves, demoting some officers and promoting others, taking away correctional officers guns and coffee then giving them a cartoon badge, unplugging the kitchen at the Lowerlake substation,alienating every other law enforcement agency in this county and those of neighboring Mendocino, picking fights with local government officials and squabbling with the state and the county over courthouse security which it turned out wasn't his call.

And then things got weird.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Junior's Red Wrestling Herring

Wrestling has never really been the shrubber's thing. Its all sweaty and huggy and stuff and both those things aren't really the sort of stuff the shrubber likes doing with a whole bunch of strangers.

Don't misunderstand the shrubber - sweaty hugs are pretty neat under the right circumstances.

Thankfully francis' propaganda blog has plenty of interest in sweaty young men and they turned the 'watch' into the wrestling channel. Otherwise we'd never know what a putz junior is so its all for the best I suppose.

Lately francis has been all about the huggy sweating since it beats talking about other stuff he doesn't want to talk about. Like why he wants the county to hire him a lawyer to help him sue the county, for example.

Suspender dude makes a lot of noise
Here's a picture of some wrestly stuff, look how excited that one guy in the suspenders is.  He's yelling so loud he got some other guy's attention.

Probably even the wrestlers can hear suspender dude yelling just like the real coach is.

That might be because suspender dude used to be a coach before the school decided to give him an unexpected vacation for all the wrong reasons, his name is junior.

Junior is the reason francis' propaganda blog became the wrestling channel since he stole a kid's school paper and got caught. But francis doesn't want to arrest suspender dude because that guy doesn't like one of the soup that francis is afraid of and maybe that's why suspender dude took the paper in the first place.

francis lives in a complicated world.

I guess junior decided supporting the kids just wasn't going to be so much fun if he couldn't break the rules so he quit after this picture was taken.

Its all really confusing but the one thing we can be sure of is that francis thinks this is the best way to keep attention off of him.

The cave isn't so sure.




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