What in the hell is going on around here?

What in the hell is going on around here?
Background for the un-initiated:

November 2010 saw Francisco Rivero elected on platform of transparency and reform with the help of an indicted pot grower and a character assassination blog. Not quite our proudest day but not as bad as some other days. Actually the jury is still out on this one so stay tuned.
Francisco didn't like anything or anyone remotely associated with the former Sheriff so he set out wiping the slate clean by changing the deputies uniforms, destroying the Office of Emergency Services, firing volunteer reserves, demoting some officers and promoting others, taking away correctional officers guns and coffee then giving them a cartoon badge, unplugging the kitchen at the Lowerlake substation,alienating every other law enforcement agency in this county and those of neighboring Mendocino, picking fights with local government officials and squabbling with the state and the county over courthouse security which it turned out wasn't his call.

And then things got weird.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Bake Sale!

Francis needs to raise some extra cash over there at felony corner to make sure the operation keeps on rolling so he's decided the best way to do it is to have a bake sale.
Yummy Sheriff Brownies

Bestest friend Tom is gonna do most of the baking and he says not to worry about the green in his brownies because it isn't mold. Tom does advise "don't eat too many, uh, of those dude. I mean, um, especially if  you're gonna be driving."

Bummer stuff seems to follow Francis around and he's lost some serious moola because he didn't think negotiation was part of politics and that has put a real damper on the prospects of throwing pizza parties for his beloved staff.

Francis really does like pizza so its important we all rally around and step up to support the LCSO bake sale to help mitigate the damage done by losing all that money the tribes were gonna give him and the extra cash its gonna cost to pay for the lawsuits piling up on his doorstep.

Well all that and for his re-election next June when all those do-gooder recall people fillet him like a trout.

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