What in the hell is going on around here?

What in the hell is going on around here?
Background for the un-initiated:

November 2010 saw Francisco Rivero elected on platform of transparency and reform with the help of an indicted pot grower and a character assassination blog. Not quite our proudest day but not as bad as some other days. Actually the jury is still out on this one so stay tuned.
Francisco didn't like anything or anyone remotely associated with the former Sheriff so he set out wiping the slate clean by changing the deputies uniforms, destroying the Office of Emergency Services, firing volunteer reserves, demoting some officers and promoting others, taking away correctional officers guns and coffee then giving them a cartoon badge, unplugging the kitchen at the Lowerlake substation,alienating every other law enforcement agency in this county and those of neighboring Mendocino, picking fights with local government officials and squabbling with the state and the county over courthouse security which it turned out wasn't his call.

And then things got weird.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Think Outside the Soup Box

Some people have all the luck. Seems some gal over at the jail that francis didn't like got the boot but since the boot was laced wrong or something she's gonna get her gig back. I've never had that kinda luck. Rehired on a technicality or something.

From what I can tell from the long story place francis fired her for something that was none of his business or something so she got a lawyer and went and kicked francis in the nuts like a champ.

Damn that dude gets kicked there a lot.

If I were him I'd get myself some serious protection like a titanium codpiece or whatever.

I guess what happened is the gal liked working at the jail so much she didn't really care if francis fired her since nobody likes him anyway so she got her lawyer and they had some kinda meeting where some other guy was supposed to tell her to pack her stuff but didn't because francis didn't show up to tell her to pack her stuff. Maybe that's not exactly how it went but all those words made my head hurt so I got some ice cream to fix it but then got one of those messed up ice cream headaches on top. Corn dogs and mustard did the trick.

Then francis got really mad because the soup told him since he didn't show up at that other meeting he'd have to give that gal her job back. Supposedly francis didn't go to that meeting because he doesn't want to admit he's not real good with the facts, liar my dad calls it, and just stayed home screwing around with his propaganda blog instead.

And francis figured he could always get some Rid from the superstore and fix those lice that have been bothering him. Or was it writ?

So francis went to see the county lawyer gal and she told him he was in kind of a pickle since the soup had already made their decision and they get the last say on that stuff. So then he figured he could go back to the soup and see if they'd let him spend some money to get a lawyer to make them change their minds. francis really, really needs a lawyer.
Way outside the thinking box.

After he mulled it over and remembered what happened the last time he asked the soup to get him a lawyer he changed his mind again and cracked out his special, different thinking, non-county issued laptop, plugged it into the county tube thing to figure out how to do it himself. francis is good at thinking different so pretty quick he came up with a plan.

Since he couldn't get the county to pay for his law paper stuff he had to do it on a budget so he downloaded some forms from elcheapofantasylegalkitsforfrancisandotherasswipes.blogspot.com to fill out and make his worries go away.

Now all he has to do is find a judge to hear him out.

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  2. Clint Fitzgerald
    Shrubby's class
    420helbush
    "Diversity's Enrichment"

    When describing the contributions of Black Americans, i feel as if i need to choose my words carefully. First of all, i am not sure if the term "Black Americans" is currently the politically correct term. The last time i heard on those folks being referenced by the newscasters on the television, they were using the term "youths". So to be on the safe side, Youths have made many contributions to American society. Whether they are positive contributions or not depends solely on the opinions of the reader.

    Youths have made significant contributions in modern American dialect. Words such as: crib, playa, hood, grill, and gangsta are now well ingrained in the common American English tongue. Other literary contributions include creating antonyms; such as taking otherwise bad words that were already in use and reversing their meaning to mean something good; such as: dank, bomb, ill, and killer. Youths have even dressed up vulgar words like shit, and called it shizz.
    Youths have also helped create a lot of jobs for law enforcement, fire departments,and the medical industry. Rosa parks and Martin Luther King are among the most notable of the civil rights era Youths. Each of them were well trained communist party activists and through their works, helped America become a "fairer" Nation by giving jobs,public transit, and government seats to them that they would have never been qualified to sit in unless the government forced those seat hogging Whites out of them.

    The works of the NAACP wouldn't be complete unless i gave proper attribution to the Semitic people who founded that organization. From the bearded scholars of the Tavistock institute and the Frankfurt School of Neo Marxism, the NAACP was born. This group has made special contributions in Lake County California. They helped free a youth from a murder conviction named Renato Hughes JR who was the sole survivor of an uncooperative victim of home invasion robbery where a child was rendered retarded from his use of force and multiple homicides occurred. The Clearlake chapter although not officially under the (501) (c) 4 tax status of the organization, volunteered their full support of their membership for the election campaign of Francisco Jose Rivero and Clearlake vice-mayor Jeri Spittler (whom was also a member). Equal opportunity housing laws championed by the NAACP have done some fantastic things as well. Forced assimilation in this regard has driven down the price of real estate in the neighborhoods effected by blockbusting. Low real estate costs are considered good by many.

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  3. (cont.)
    The United Farm Workers union under the council of Caesar Chavez had significant effects on California. Caesar, having avoided deportation during the 1950's immigration sweep codenamed "operation wetback", recognized that in union there is strength and united illegal immigrants by forcing them into safe houses and labor camps, effectively indenturing them unto his union for the grander plan of having them reproduce as many "Americans" on our soil as possible to exploit the birth citizenship loophole and the new immigration act of 1965 with the larger goal of reconquist via fifth column. Large American farms seeking cheap labor, produce processing factories, La Raza, and the Mexican government all agree that Chavez was a National hero. They want to make his birthday a National holiday which in a selfish way doesn't bother me because that is my birthday also. Having foreign people work the farms reduces the number of children White families need to bear so the privileged Whites can focus their monetary usage on more productive consumerist needs because we all know how much more fashionable it is to drive real fast in expensive speed boats, hot rods, play video games, watch television, drink beer, and not have to tend to crying babies while we are having so much fun.

    Multicultural blending in the united states has had the most profound effect and advanced the agenda of one world government by showing people that once they are all mixed up, who your ancestors were doesn't really matter and when everybody is all mixed up there wont be any more interracial hatred because everybody will be the same color. It also makes the FBI's demographic crime statistics in-usable for racist people to use against people of color as a reason for segregation. Multicultural blending has also succeeded in the feat of reducing White births within their group from a completely different angle than rabid consumerism or pro abortion advocacy. According to the 2010 census bureau report Whites were reported as being 72% of the United States population, However census projections from that same year also state as a result of multiracial blending and other artificially dwindling fertility rates, by the year 2042 whites will no longer constitute a majority of the united states. Genocide of the racist white supremacist ethnic group by way of multicultural blending is estimated to be fully effected by the year 2100. Ultimately, this is seen as a good thing by many, but, why should anybody care? We'll all be dead by then anyway right?

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