Roy Cohn's Connecta Dot Challenge

Our favorite crew of Francis' propaganda bloggers and local pot growers has decided the best way to make the county better is to dream up freaked out,hazy hallucinogenic connections about folks and put their names on the Internets. Seems they think that if your name is on the Internets you must have something to hide so the propagandists are hard at work to connect those dots and reveal that some people might not taste good or something.

Those folks with their names on the Internets don't seem too fearful of Francis though so lately they've been taunting Francis on his own blog where some kinda death squad is disappearing the barbs and making big fun of him elsewhere on the Internets where the jabs don't evaporate.

Francis and one of his safety conscious sayings.

The problem Francis wants to fix with this whacky scheme is that a whole other crew has beaten him at the blog game and out blogged em by around 500% then put up an official facebook thingy with a call to action.

Those guys don't want Francis to be Sheriff anymore, they told him so on the Internets and made fun of him at the same time.

So Francis' propaganda bloggers one-upped everybody and took a page from Joe McCarthy's book, they even have a Roy Cohn character to help keep things real. Roy was Joe's bff just like the whole Francis and Tom deal back then they called Roy 'citizen cohn' as code for Joe's boy toy so now I guess we all know why Francis' propaganda bloggers call themselves 'citizen' don't we. How about it Citizen Carter? Who's the pitcher, who's the catcher? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Evidently the plan is to post people's names as supporters of a recall effort in the hopes that the thrill of all American Freedom-of-Speech could be stifled so Francis doesn't have to know that most of the folks he works for, that'd be us taxpayers, aren't one bit happy about how fubar his work is. They threaten to expose all those folks but it just doesn't look like the facebook likers are hiding since they went ahead and put their endorsements on facebook in the first place.

As far as the dirt Francis' propaganda blog pals have dug up I'm less impressed than I am with that vacuum I made outta paper towel rolls and duct tape. They pointed out that somebody doesn't taste good and somebody else works at the same place as her main squeeze. The really juicy dirt they dug up is that for lots of those folks the "last name explains it." That must be some kinda secret code since I don't have a clue and don't know any of those people. Evidently lots of em work for the jail and stuff so that's a good thing.

They even found somebody who got a DUI, just like Bruce.

From what I understand about facebook, and I'm a caveman, you have to like a page before you can find out who else likes it so that means that some bozo at Francis' propaganda blog likes the recall page. They outta keelhaul that traitor!

Course the really strange part in all this is that Francis and Tom outta be diametrically opposed since Francis is supposedly a law man and Tom just admitted to being a big time criminal.

That new facebook page seems to have really rattled Francis' cage though so he's compiling a hit list right there on the Internets where everyone can see it. Now I'm no lawyer but if I were and some of those folks named on those pages were to come griping about some kind naughty thing the Sheriff did to them I'd probably figure I could buy a new Yacht or one of Shirley's floating anti-crime islands with the retainer after I sued the pants off the county.